Category Archives: The Natives are Getting Restless

Rhonda is a busy mother whose tribe includes 4 braves (ages 20, 16, 11, and 3) and 1 equally busy chief. She works from home, doing medical transcription for physicians in other parts of the country. This allows her to care for the toddler and ride shotgun on the homework crowd while supporting the family budget. She is a voracious reader and columnist who loves to find the funny side of ordinary life. Her love of gourmet coffee sustains her through countless hours of typing and the wrestling matches that routinely take place on her living room floor. And when the natives get too restless, she turns to her much-loved mochas.


It’s a madhouse, and that’s a gift

“It’s a madhouse!” That’s what I said to her, holding the phone cocked on my shoulder last night on the couch. We’d called my mother to say, “Happy birthday.” Boy Two (aka Kid Kaboom) was singing a seriously goofy, nasal-ly … Continue reading

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What you can miss

“DQ sells enough bananas each year for banana splits that it would meet the needs of 43,552 monkeys for one full year. That’s a lot of monkeys.” That’s what it said on the box that held the onion rings. Sitting … Continue reading

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Untangling the tinsel

By RHONDA SCHROCK It was a sage piece of advice.  Tucked in amongst others of its kind there at the coffee shop, I grinned when I read the small, wooden sign.  ”Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle,” it said. … Continue reading

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Riotous, rapturous, raucous — that’s life

This post is brought to you by the letter “R.” And the letter “T,” for thankful. Riotous, rapturous with a bit of raucous. Those are the words on the street today. In the circle of life with its cycles and … Continue reading

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The king and kween were klueless

This post is brought to you by the letter ‘K,’ along with the letter ‘L.’  For ‘literary license,’ which I’ll be taking plenty of today.  Writers tend to do that. Holy smoke and good grief!  If I’d’ve had a klue as to … Continue reading

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‘E’ for excitement, ‘B’ for blessing

Note:  It’s time for the letter ‘E’ in the ongoing A2Z series I’ve undertaken.  Enjoy! Big E, little E.  What begins with E?  EXCITEMENT for a birthday boy.  E, e, e. Yup — it’s been an exciting week around here with Little Brother … Continue reading

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Spelling out a crazy life

A:  Big A, little a.  What begins with ‘A?’  Aggravation, allergies, acceleration. A, a, a. Of course, I’m not referring to Mr. Schrock’s children who are now all home for the  summer when I mention that first ‘A’ word.  I can’t possibly … Continue reading

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What I know now

I always knew I wanted to be a mother. As a girl, I played house with my dollies, taking them to church, shushing them when they cried, and kissing their plastic heads. Continue reading

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All is well

For weeks, we’d lived with uncertainty. And for weeks, the house had been quiet without the typical wrestling and hollering and thundering of feet that houses with boys just have. And now…what? What would the doctor find? Continue reading

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The music of boys

It’s been awfully quiet here these last few weeks. As we await the consultation with the pediatric cardiologist next week, things have been, of necessity, very low key around here. Continue reading

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